Friday, September 29, 2006

Wee Hr @ Shell Petrol Kiosk

[0030hrs] Geoff drives into shell kiosk for refuelling.
[0031hrs] Lifts the lever and starts filling. Also glancing at the owner wearing an ugly pair of white shorts fuelling his toyota wish. The middle aged man was yakking away on his cellfone.

[0031hrs 10 secs]
Geoff: Hey, do you mind cutting the line? It's pretty dangerous to be on a cellfone while refuelling. (Nice friendly tone)
White-Shorts Man: I will when I'm done with the call.

[0035hrs]-After the white-shorts man has made his payment and Geoff was still refuelling.
WSM: I guess you havent STUDY discovery channel. [Smug look with a faint smile]
Geoff: What? Discovery channel? How do you study it?
WSM: *silence*
Geoff: Watch or study?
WSM: Watch.
Geoff: Oh okay... What about it?
WSM: You never STUDY #$%#$%#$..(yes... STUDY again. he's a real mugger)
Geoff: *blinks*
WSM: If you are so scared, why donch u park further away? like behind..
Geoff: It's radiation.. it travels through the air. okay, let's not go there. can't u understand the simple sign on the wall? it says no cellfone.
WSM: I kennot....
Geoff: Well I guess you're just plain stupid.
WSM: [slams door and ignites engine] [engine stalls] [reignition] [drives off]

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