Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Covert Observation Expedition.. Some sort of a voyeur project


Look at the picture on the right. With neon lightings and hand-painted movie bilboards, which cinema would you reckon it is????!

Behold.... YangTze Cinema!

I've heard so much about this place but I've never been there. How sad... Visited Xiaxue's blog recently and read that she checked out that place. That got me excited because YangTze has been this place I've really wanted to check out! As I perused the bottom part that particular blog entry, she mentioned that they are gonna tear down YangTze soon. Without any ado at all, I immediately msged Zen on msn and jio'ed her to go for a "juicy" movie at YangTze. Being the wacky person she's always been, she didn't even take a second to say yes. That's what I call spontaneity!!

The reason for wanting to watch a movie at YangTze was to execute the title of this particular blog entry.... a voyeur project!! Well, maybe to catch some glimpses of the porno movie that the trailer guy splash on the screen la but priority is still on the ah peks... Eh wait, I didn't mention anything on the ah peks yet so I cannot use the word STILL. I've heard that those ah peks jerk off in public while watching the movie. How blatant is that!?!?! But then again, nothing so bad about it cus there's this PRC guy who was wanking away in the library at school some weeks ago.... Anyway, fuck the PRC guy. I think the singaporean ah peks are much more happening. Plans for my debut R21 movie was made. As in, first R21 movie watched in a public cinema.

And so, the exercise was carried out:
Date: 20 Mar 2006
Strength: Bessy, Sheryl, Zen and myself.
E.T.A: 19oohrs(Gather)
Venue: Outram MRT(Gather)

Zen was supposed to meet the other 2 at 6ish pm but she was late. So I meet up with them first and proceeded to the cinema. All of us knew where YangTze is located but we didn't know how to get there! I, being the only guy, checked with this security guard on the directions to get there. He told me in mandarin, "You walk out, turn left, walk straight and keep an eye on the left. There is this small dark entrance. Walk throught the entrance and take the lift up to the 4th level." Basket, he was sorta smiling to me as he said that. Either he is super service-oriented or he is mocking me. Anyway, we followed his instructions and got there in a swift. Was looking at the different movie titles and had a minor debate on which one to watch. Zen didn't have a say cus she was late. I wanted to watch BOSU, this philipino film which had lotsa lotsa kinky screen shots on the poster but Sheryl said she didn't want to cus she can't read the chinese subtitles quick enough. I didn't really care about the subtitles cus this kinda shows normally put their msgs across through the use of body language wad. So there goes my BOSU. We bought 4 tickets to FreezeMe(Jap crap porn). Immediately after grabbing the golden tickets from the ticketing aunty, Zen called to say she's here and didn't know how to get up. I repeated the exact set instructions given to me by that GEMs-Award-Security-Guard, only that it was in English this time round. Zen appeared in less than 2mins in denim shorts and denmin jacket. All of us were like damn excited.

We entered the theatre at 7:33pm and the show had already started. I still thought there might be this 15min lag due to airtime dedicated to commercials but trust me, there's no point airing commercials at YangTze. You won't reach out to the mass market cus the patrons are a pretty niche market. They only want tits and more tits, they don't want food and parfum propaganda.
Anyway, that place was exactly the way it had been described. Velvet seats, single patrons and there's this super weird odour!! I cannot explain the smell, just go check it out by yourselves, not a splendor really. As we progressed into the show, Zen was yawning and started kicking the back of seats rowed up infront of her. She was boredddddd.... I found it boring too. There wasnt much hot sex going on. It's just soft porn. She commented it was time wasting. If only we watched BOSU, I'm so sure it wont be a let down.



After 1hr ish, I looked at my watch thinking what time the show was gonna end. Nothing interesting happened too. Then finallyyyyyyyyy, the hotest sex scene was splashed towards the end of the movie. I sensed something for sure something was gonna happen. I looked around and found 2 guys jerking off! I could hear the sounds la... So I turned and got super duper excited. I informed Zen and she was elated I think. After those ah peks were done, they just walked outta the theatre even before the credits came on. Sigh... These people rock, they clearly know what they want....... Aite, I'm bored blogging edi.

Night ended with supper(for me) or dinner(for them) at Smith Street. Didn't send anyone home cus I was pretty super shagged out. I woke up at 7ish am on 2 consecutive mornings. Am having bloodshot eyes. ~out

P/S I think BOSU is pretty new, gonna be screened for at least another week. Anyone????!! Tee hee

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